Feng Shui This | Who Will Help Me Grind the Wheat?

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Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who lived on a farm . Her family included a lazy dog , a sleepy cat, a silly yellow duck and a slithery snake.
One day the little red hen  found some wheat seeds  on the ground.

The little red hen had an idea. She would plant the seeds .

The little red hen  asked her family, “Who will help me plant the seeds ?”

“Not I,” barked the lazy dog .
“Not I,” purred the sleepy cat .
“Not I,” quacked the silly yellow duck .

“Screw you.” said the slithery snake.

“Then I will,” said the little red hen . So the little red hen  planted the seeds all by herself.

When the seeds  had grown, the little red hen asked her family, “Who will help me cut the wheat ?”

“Not I,” barked the lazy dog .
“Not I,” purred the sleepy cat .
“Not I,” quacked the silly yellow duck .

“Screw you.” said the slithery snake.

“Then I will,” said the little red hen . So the little red hen cut the wheat  all by herself.

When all the wheat  was cut, the little red hen asked her family, “Who will help me take the wheat  to the mill  to be ground into flour ?”

“Not I,” said the lazy dog .
“Not I,” purred the sleepy cat .
“Not I,” quacked the silly yellow duck .

“Screw you.” said the slithery snake.

“Then I will,” said the little red hen . So the little red hen  brought the wheat  to the mill  all by herself, ground the wheat  into flour, and carried the heavy sack  of flour  back to the farm .

The tired little red hen asked her family, “Who will help me bake  the bread ?”

“Not I,” barked the lazy dog .
“Not I,” purred the sleepy cat .
“Not I,” quacked the silly yellow duck .

“Screw you.” said the slithery snake.

“Then I will,” said the little red hen . So the little red hen  baked  the bread  all by herself.

When the bread  was finished, the tired little red hen asked her family, “Who will help me eat  the bread ?”

“I will,” barked the lazy dog .
“I will,” purred the sleepy cat .
“I will,” quacked the silly yellow duck .

“It’s mine!” said the slithery snake.

“No!” said the little red hen . “I will eat the bread.”  and the little red hen ate the bread all by herself.

Moral of the story?

It may take a while, but eventually the little red hen will stand up for herself, and when she does…it will be awesome.